RT @FillWerreII: Never judge a book by its cover, UNLESS the word Twilight is written on it.. then you know it's shit.

these cranberry muffins @biggbycoppell are the BEST! Triple shot Americano and a muffin.. mmm. great way to start a Monday.

RT @SportsSturm: Justin Tuck needs to be humbled. Brandon Jacobs, too. Cockiest 9-7 team ever. Hey, new book idea!

@FillWerreII: The best way to say you're going to take a shit without sounding disgusting is to say "Yo I'm about to disrespect this toilet"

RT @mcuban: To match my NBA Fine , Im donating $75k to 1 Million 4 Anna Foundation. A great cause.