mcmike: @FillWerreII: The best way to say you're going to take a shit without sounding disgusting is to say "Yo I'm about to disrespect this toilet"

mcmike: RT @mcuban: To match my NBA Fine , Im donating $75k to 1 Million 4 Anna Foundation. A great cause.

mcmike: Dad and dude tonight at the AAC. Go STARS! #peskystars

mcmike: RT @BillMcHargue: #GoPats #SB46 avenge @49ers @KyleWilliams_10

mcmike: @mattindy77 did they call in their special gasser, Matt? Did your "bat phone" ring?

mcmike: "@brandonworley: Do Stars fans prefer the "Dallas Stars green" or the "North Stars green"?" Dark green, all the way. A North green for 3rd?

mcmike: RT @KeithOlbermann: So Komen is essentially trying to overcome a terrible decision and an unwanted future with the PR equivalent of the ...

mcmike: Never be afraid to be wrong, it just means the world is more interesting than you thought it was. - Dan Kaminsky #fb

mcmike: RT @MOOYAHBurger: No matter how old you are; No matter how big and bad you think you are- If a toddler hands you a ringing toy phone, yo ...

mcmike: Liam: Mon, are we in China? Sherri: No, Liam, why do you ask? Liam: because I hear a lot of people speaking Spanish... #4yo #fb

mcmike: RT @jwwbuilder: @cnnbrk He's a 1%'er

mcmike: Tell Congress: Don’t censor the web! http://t.co/E0YuQQgM

mcmike: @sgarciaDev @BarackObama @hunterwalk let's kill PIPA too, while we are at it!

mcmike: RT @sgarciaDev: Alright @BarackObama, let's kill SOPA. http://t.co/PGUWgwCZ #BlackoutSOPA /cc: @hunterwalk

mcmike: "@DefendingBigD: I think it's fair to describe that period as lifeless." Let's hope us paying for seats get a better show in the 2nd.

mcmike: Guys day! Headed down to Stars game with LP. Let's Go Stars! #fb

mcmike: @DefendingBigD Oh, and the green line southbound is full of black, green and gold gear!

mcmike: @DefendingBigD already on our way. Go STARS!

mcmike: RT @DefendingBigD: Almost time to make for the AAC. Who's coming?

mcmike: RT @donald_faison: Never tell me the odds. -Han Solo