In the new-found tradition of the features section I have made a decision. I love reading random quotes and if any of you are as psychotic as me, you do as well. I have devised a plan to list the most popular quotes of the masses. We do it here on ::A.O::! Now, I will list a few of my favorite quotes. The rules here are easy and I will give you examples.

1. Add a comment to the end of this article
2. Put the author's name in the title. If known . If not known, put unknown or the first couple of words in the quote as title
3. In the Comment field, put the quote.

Examples:

Subject: Chomsky - Glenstradamus
Comment:

Beware the fury of a patient man

Subject: Unknown
Comment:

It's grad exam time...

COMPUTER SCIENCE
Inside your desk you'll find a listing of the DEC/VMS operating system in IBM 1710 machine code. Show what changes are necessary to convert this code into a UNIX Berkeley 7 operating system. Prove that these fixes are bug free and run correctly. You should gain at least 150% efficiency in the new system. (You should take no more than 10 minutes on this question.)

MATHEMATICS
If X equals PI times R^2, construct a formula showing how long it would take a fire ant to drill a hole through a dill pickle, if the length-girth ratio of the ant to the pickle were 98.17:1.

GENERAL KNOWLEDGE
Describe the Universe. Give three examples.