Well, I am sitting here bored at work and listening to music. I have decided to post this interesting little piece of music humor.

So, I am was listening to System of a Down. Track 3 is "Deer Dance." As with all their songs, I really don't think they mean anything. This little bit caught my ear though and I had to listen to it a few times to see if he was really saying what I thought.

"Battalions of riot police with rubber bullet kisses, baton courtesy... service with a smile."

I just think that is hilarious... what I would like you to do now is give me a funny line from a song that you have heard... one that has just made you laugh uncontrollably. No, I don't mean stupid things like "'scuse me while I kiss this guy" from Purple Haze. I mean, real lyrics. Well, what are you waiting for slapnuts???