So. In keeping with true rant style, I'll be covering a couple of different topics, possibly providing a tying line toward the end to keep the relevance nearby.

I hate liars. I've lied in the past; to be hypocritical is the worst type of lie. I used to lie regularly, simply because i could. I got frighteningly good at it. To be honest, I still am. Dangerously good. This is certainly not something to brag about; i'm not proud of it at all. So, when i found out how good i was at it, i decided to stop. Simple. And it was. So now, i've noticed that it's flagrantly easy to tell when someone is lying to me sometimes. Of course, i can't catch them all, but when i do....i get upset. Visibly upset. and it confuses me, and often those around me. At any rate, i abhor lying to a degree that i'm sure most people will never fathom, save perhaps my wonderful roommate and a select other few that i've bothered to take the time to share my thoughts with. Which segways very nicely into my next topic...uptight humans. It's just silly, being uptight. As it turns out, this is going to tie in nicely, because to some of you that think you know me, i'm going to start sounding horribly hypocritical in a few minutes :) Anyway...here's my theory. If you can't take it, leave. If you don't like it, but you don't want to take the time to change it, then you have to keep your mouth shut. Those are the rules of society

Lately, no one seems to be following them...and even though it would appear as though I was the worst of these offenders, nay; it's all part of the plan, and i just happen to have different methods of studying my environment than what people may be used to. That falls under the 'keep your mouth shut' department, as it's none of your damn business how i conduct my personal affairs. Beleive me, i'm going to change it. All of it. You'll see. So if you don't like the way i do things (as many of you have taken the useless time and energy to tell me you don't), but you don't feel like taking the truly valuable time to get to know my reasons and motives behind those actions, then i have something for you, and that's a biiiiig white ass for you to kiss :) In the most polite manner you think you can muster, of course. Take care, fellow readers. Be good to yourselves, for Christ's sake, because you sure as hell aren't being good to others.