WARNING: The following article may be considered offensive by those who consider themselves to be music lovers. If you think that something talented music-wise has ever come out of Canada, this may not be a suitable article to read.

Canadians sure seem to be proud of their music heritage. I found a site that talks about how great every single frickin’ music who harks from the Maple Leaf on a flag touting country really is. Well, I’ve got news for you. This is laughable. This is absolutely ridiculous.

I’ll start off slowly, because I want to build to a big finish here. And when you get to the end you will see what I mean. So, grab a fork and dig into this, a little slab of Canadian bacon, err ham.

Corey Hart - Never Surrender, I Wear My Sunglasses At Night, et al. This guy came to prominence in the 80’s. He rode his popularity as far as it would go. Personally, I never understood why the teenaged girls around me liked this guy. Maybe they thought he was one of the two Coreys (Feldman/Haim). If he had been, he would have a slight bit more credibility than he did in the music industry, but not much. Remember “Dream A Little Dream”?