The Skirt and I ended up spending my oncall day watching movies. First up was 2005's most-likely-straight-to-video offering from Lion's Gate Films Waiting. There wasn't really anything special about the film other than a few chuckles. Mostly "Dick and Fart" jokes, I definitely got a higher dose of entertainment than She did.

For those of you that have seen it, you may remember the scene where Justin Long's character "Dean" receives an astronomically large tip from a former classmate who now happens to be an Electrical Engineer. More precisely, a 0 bill was left for a check. This forcing Dean to make up his own "penis-showing game". Now, you may ask yourself, "self, what the heck is a 'penis showing game', and where the f**k is Mike going with this?". Well, let me enlighten you about a situation that happened to me today, and you can try to figure out what the two have in common.

We got up today, had a delightful lunch (ironically at "Shennanigan's") and attended a matinee at the local multiplex. Might I add, Underworld Evolution kicks ass. Sherri says so, and I believe her.