@FillWerreII: The best way to say you're going to take a shit without sounding disgusting is to say "Yo I'm about to disrespect this toilet"

RT @mcuban: To match my NBA Fine , Im donating $75k to 1 Million 4 Anna Foundation. A great cause.

Dad and dude tonight at the AAC. Go STARS! #peskystars

RT @BillMcHargue: #GoPats #SB46 avenge @49ers @KyleWilliams_10

@mattindy77 did they call in their special gasser, Matt? Did your "bat phone" ring?